this shitty backstage selfie is the hottest I have ever looked in a photograph
they/them
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hey science tumblr
why do dog booties make doggos forget how to feet
I don’t care if asexual folks go to pride, I just can’t keep seeing the fucking debate on my dash for another three weeks
plz tag asexual, acecourse, etc, so I can filter those posts
and if you see me at pride plz say hello
thank you 🙏🏽
I know like two dozen ace folks in real life and all are chill and respectful, and I see literally no reason why they shouldn’t go to pride if they wanna and it feels like the right place for them
why does tumblr acecourse gotta be so gross and yelly and literally homophobic, like no, if you’re a douchebag of any orientation please don’t go out to pride or in public at all til you get some manners??
why the FUCK can’t tumblr learn to behave in general, holy shit
I mean it’s not like I’ll be at pride either, lmao, fuck that shitshow
I just… don’t… understand the discourse… or why it’s so venomous……….
tl;dr I’m tired
when u trans but also goth 💀💉🦇
(T injection travel kit in an old customizable fang coffin box, feat. Halloween bandaids)
if pronouncing wlw and mlm as “wool” and “mlem” is wrong
then I am fundamentally incapable of being right
sometimes my dad sees Stephen King at the grocery store and goes out of his way to be extra loud about “OMG IT’S STEVEN KING” because… he thinks it’s funny I guess? I mean it is kind of funny
me: jesus why am I always so fucking tired
my brain: how many times did you eat today
me:
me: I FAIL to SEE how –
me:
me: …twice?
me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?
me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop
body doesn’t want to sleep yet so I’m up fucking around on my phone, lying on my side without my glasses and reading its dimly lit screen a couple inches from my face, when illuminated in silhouette between me and the screen comes walking a LARGE SPIDER
“dude!” I shout at the spider as I sit up and fumble for the lights, “that’s fucked up!”
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