accusativeofexclamation:

dapperpaladin:

the-last-teabender:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

Saving the world with tea.

Nice.

With a quick oath to my god I charge forth. Light glinting off my sword. The symbol on my shield blazing. And I look damn fine.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ride into battle upon my mighty tree