Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
I walk in the forest π³
I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker
Iβm a city. just likeβ¦ the whole city.
i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!
Saving the world with tea.
Nice.
With a quick oath to my god I charge forth. Light glinting off my sword. The symbol on my shield blazing. And I look damn fine.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ride into battle upon my mighty tree