Tag: vampires
Hey guys I wrote another dreadful poem… @thebibliosphere and @vampireapologist are writing delightful vampire stories and I’m just over here with… this.
The waitress came to take our check
And I caught you staring at her neck
I know what you were thinking, but
I don’t want you drinking
Anybody’s blood but mine
Don’t whine
I need to lay down the lineI’ll admit that it was fun at first
But now I want your curse reversed
‘cause
I’m not enough to slake your thirstThe novelty’s expired, love
and I’m getting tired of
Your infernal powers and
Nocturnal hoursMy friends aren’t hor d’oeuvres and you
Get on my nerves when you
Sneak around like NosferatuOh baby come to your casket
Before I blow a gasket
I’ve got needs of my own
That I can’t meet alone
Oh we used to do it like rabbits
Before you changed your habitsSo save me your breath
I need a little undeath or
Is that to much to ask for?
I’m sick of Dracula
Just give me some baculum
I genuinely assumed this was set to Hallelujah for the first few lines
now I’m getting more of a Genghis Khan vibe
If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege
This is blatant vampire erasure.
Go write a sad poem about it
My name is Vlad
and wen its nite
or wen the wolves
art pohsting shite
and all discourse
haf gon to dogs –
i stay up late.
i clik ‘reblog’
Only Lovers Left Alive: Adam [INTP]
Introverted Thinking (Ti): Adam is somewhat detached from his surroundings, and has an analytical mind. He makes decisions based on practicality rather than sentiment when it comes to survival (not drinking too much blood, keeping a safe supply in the house, checking it carefully). He likes to “tinker with things,” and reuse old stuff in his apartment rather than buy new stuff; he has rigged his 70’s television and an assortment of other gadgets to work as a video phone!
Extroverted Intuition (Ne): His apartment is a chaotic mess of half-finished projects, hobbies he has taken a momentary interest in, stacks of books, and other indications of his general restlessness and boredom without stimulation. Adam is something of a philosopher and dreamer, who muses on eternal thoughts whenever he is in a melancholy mood.
Introverted Sensing (Si): He is firmly against modernization and prefers the old to the new; rather than buy new technology, Adam re-invents and re-purposes the old. He often reminiscences about the past, and expects people to behave in similar patterns to what he has seen out of them before (hence, his dislike of Ava, who has a history of irrational and unpredictable behavior).
Extroverted Feeling (Fe): Melancholy is Adam’s middle name. With a little prompting, Eve can get him to open up about his feelings on a variety of topics, including his distaste for modern-day humans and their selfish natures. He cares what other people think of him, but is uncomfortable with too much affirmation. If the others agree about something, he will go along with it to keep the peace.
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