the real takeaway from both fyre festival and the cask of amontillado is that you can lure rich people anywhere by promising them exclusive access to an expensive luxury
Tag: meme
If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege
This is blatant vampire erasure.
Go write a sad poem about it
My name is Vlad
and wen its nite
or wen the wolves
art pohsting shite
and all discourse
haf gon to dogs –
i stay up late.
i clik ‘reblog’
real ice eater memes
me
lov the cronch
my naym is Pidg
and wen its cold
and all the drips
to rouftops hold
i sit up hygh
i hav my lonch –i chomps the ice.
i lov the cronch.
Δέδυκε μὲν ἀ σελάννα
καὶ Πληίαδες· μέσαι δὲ
νύκτες, παρὰ δ᾽ ἔρχετ᾽ ὤρα·
ἔγω δὲ μόνα κατεύδω.
–
The moon has sunk
and the Pleiades; it is
midnight, and time moves on,
but I lie down alone…
Sappho (Cox 48)
my name is Saf,
and wen its nite,
and all the stars
are out of site,
and wen the Moon
is counting shep –
i lie alone.
i do not slep.
(via terpsikeraunos)
Ozymandias
my nam is King
of ancient land
and haf my face
is under sandand on a stone
it can be read
“the World is mine”
but now I’m ded(Sorry everyone who reads this. I couldn’t stop myself.)
my name is cow
and wen she sits
benethe the stall
withe tiny kitI hav no hands
withe which to pat
I use mye tung
I lik the cat
Prince’s secretary came to me shortly before the MTV Music Awards and said something to the effect of, “You’re not going to believe this…. You’d better sit down. ” And she proceeded to tell me that Prince wanted a costume with the BUTT OUT.
Ummmmm, OKayyyyy. What? How on earth would we do this? What fabric? How much “exposure”? Would his butt skin really be bare? Does he have a hairy butt? Or WHAT? Since there was no time to waste, he had said that he wanted to see sketches ASAP in his office. I set in to sketch. I finished within a couple of hours. I headed to his office, white knuckling it down the hall.
It was just him and me…. Looking at the sketch… So quietly….I cleared my throat and said, “Prince, I’ve done two versions for you, one with more exposure, and one with less.” The surreality of that moment cannot be over-stated here. Without a word, he took a pencil and put an X thru the version with “more exposure”.
Stacia Lang (Prince’s costume designer)
#i go into Prince’s office #heart: racing #drawings: done #butt: OUT
excuse you @kawaiiabetic 😂
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