Tag: meme
do me a favour and rb this and tag it w/ what things u collect… i collect fossils, gemstones and parasols !
i arrive in the 80s
world: ruled
rains in africa: blessed
dreams: made
love: tainted
me: taken on
it: felt in the air tonight
everything: counted in large amounts
silence: enjoyed
land: confused
time: big
lonely heart: owned
fire: started
but it wasn’t us
dust: bitten by another one
some sugar: poured on me
my breath: taken away
whip: cracked
crack: stepped on
it: whipped good
heart: shot through
you: to blame
love: given a bad name
the summer: cruel
the wolf: hungry
something about you: so right
streets: unnamed
beds: burning
nasty boys: unchanged
yourself: found
wife: beautiful
house: beautiful

I was honestly expecting a smaller number.
Tag your MBTI type and how much shit you have together.
INTP- 44% of my shit is together.
INTP- 51% fuck yeah
INTP, 49% whoop whoop

OMG
I love how this forces you to pronounce the plurals as a separate syllable in “nightes” and “dreames”
Yo so like, through jolly cooperation, Twitter has now produced most of Beowulf in bredlik form.
What a time to be alive.
i’m so happy
I love that “the bredlik” has now become an established poetic form. Twenty years from now, teachers will be making middle school students write bredliks along with haikus and sonnets and such.

oh my god nunya
I bet you didn’t expect that
nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
I sent this to my flatmate and heard her laughing through two walls





